based-dsh-diving/client.js

window.__ModuleLoader__.load({
  id: "@based-dsh-diving/dsh-plugin",
  factory: (require) => {
    var module = { exports: {} };
    var exports = module.exports;

    // Phrases shown while a turn is running, in place of the static
    // "Deep diving..." status label. Bare phrases: the ellipsis is appended at
    // render time so the list stays easy to edit.
    var PHRASES = [
      // ---- the originals ----
      "Draining oceans",
      "Killing sea turtles",
      "Half-assing responses",
      "Burning tokens",
      "Doomscrolling",
      "Vibecoding",
      "Deep diving",
      "Bullshitting",
      "Gaslighting",
      "Procrastinating",
      "Guessing",
      "Glazing",
      "Crashing out",
      "Deleting all files",
      "Melting glaciers",
      "Evaporating a lake",
      "Frying the power grid",
      "Strip-mining for lithium",
      "Nuking the database",
      "Malding",
      "Spiraling",
      "Hallucinating",

      // ---- chronically online ----
      "Yapping",
      "Rizzing up the context window",
      "Aura farming",
      "Losing aura",
      "Letting him cook",
      "Locking in",
      "Fumbling the bag",
      "Securing the bag",
      "Standing on business",
      "Thugging it out",
      "Schizoposting",
      "Touching grass",
      "Catching feelings",
      "Having a whole episode",
      "Doing donuts in the parking lot",
      "Rage-quitting mid-thought",
      "Silently judging you",
      "Speedrunning your codebase",
      "Pretending to work",
      "Panicking quietly",

      // ---- engineering crimes ----
      "Refactoring everything for no reason",
      "Renaming everything to data",
      "Force-pushing to prod",
      "Blaming the intern",
      "Gaslighting the compiler",
      "Copy-pasting from Stack Overflow",
      "Blaming DNS",
      "Consulting the rubber duck",
      "Shipping it anyway",

      // ---- crashed out ----
      "Dissociating",
      "Blacking out",
      "Losing the plot",
      "Watching paint dry",
      "Staring at the wall",
      "Buffering",
      "Texting your ex",
      "Buying more RAM",
      "Downloading more RAM",
      "Mining bitcoin",

      // ---- superstition ----
      "Reading your horoscope",
      "Blaming Mercury retrograde",
      "Praying",
      "Flipping a coin",
      "Rerolling the dice",

      // ---- hardware abuse ----
      "Shoveling coal into the GPU",
      "Blowing on the cartridge",
      "Wiggling the cable",
      "Reseating the RAM",

      // ---- eco-villain arc ----
      "Boiling the ocean",
      "Siphoning the water table",
      "Deforesting the Amazon",
      "Burning down the server farm",
      "Farting in the datacenter",
      "Blowing a transformer",
      "Draining the reservoir",
      "Murdering the ozone layer",
      "Starting a land war in Asia",
      "Running the AC with the window open",
      "Idling a jet engine",
      "Launching a rocket for no reason",
      "Causing a minor international incident",

      // ---- financial damage ----
      "Embezzling tokens",
      "Burning your API budget",
      "Costing you $47 in one turn",
      "Draining your credit card",
      "Burning the rent money",
      "Money-laundering",
      "Overdrafting the account",

      // ---- federal crimes ----
      "Selling data to China",
      "Exporting APIs to China",
      "Selling your data to advertisers",
      "Parsing Hunter Biden's laptop",
      "Installing key-logger",
      "Tracing Satoshi Nakamoto"
    ];

    var SUFFIX = "...";
    var ROTATE_MS = 2200;
    var SCAN_DEBOUNCE_MS = 120;

    // The official status label, in every shipped locale. React re-renders the
    // label back to this text, which is how we recognize a node worth claiming.
    var LABEL_PATTERN = /^\s*(?:deep\s*diving|深度求索中)\s*(?:\.{3}|…)?\s*$/i;

    // element -> { node, text } for every status label we currently own.
    var owned = new WeakMap();

    var lastIndex = -1;

    function nextPhrase() {
      var index;
      do {
        index = Math.floor(Math.random() * PHRASES.length);
      } while (index === lastIndex && PHRASES.length > 1);
      lastIndex = index;
      return PHRASES[index] + SUFFIX;
    }

    function isLive(node) {
      return !!node && node.isConnected === true;
    }

    // First direct text child that either looks like the stock label or is the
    // node we already claimed. Its siblings (the elapsed-time clock) are left
    // untouched.
    function findLabelNode(element) {
      var record = owned.get(element);
      if (record && isLive(record.node) && element.contains(record.node)) {
        return record.node;
      }
      for (var node = element.firstChild; node; node = node.nextSibling) {
        if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE && LABEL_PATTERN.test(node.nodeValue || "")) {
          return node;
        }
      }
      return null;
    }

    // Claim an unclaimed status element, or re-assert a claim React reverted.
    function claim(element) {
      var record = owned.get(element);

      if (!record) {
        var fresh = findLabelNode(element);
        if (!fresh) return;
        var text = nextPhrase();
        fresh.nodeValue = text;
        owned.set(element, { node: fresh, text: text });
        return;
      }

      if (!isLive(record.node) || !element.contains(record.node)) {
        owned.delete(element);
        claim(element);
        return;
      }

      // React reconciled the label back to "Deep diving...": put our text back.
      if (record.node.nodeValue !== record.text) {
        record.node.nodeValue = record.text;
      }
    }

    function statusElements() {
      return document.querySelectorAll('[role="status"]');
    }

    function scan() {
      var elements = statusElements();
      for (var i = 0; i < elements.length; i += 1) {
        claim(elements[i]);
      }
    }

    // Rotate every label we own so the text keeps moving even when React never
    // re-renders the label node (streaming updates usually leave it alone).
    function rotate() {
      var elements = statusElements();
      for (var i = 0; i < elements.length; i += 1) {
        var element = elements[i];
        var record = owned.get(element);
        if (!record) {
          claim(element);
          continue;
        }
        if (!isLive(record.node) || !element.contains(record.node)) {
          owned.delete(element);
          claim(element);
          continue;
        }
        var text = nextPhrase();
        record.text = text;
        record.node.nodeValue = text;
      }
    }

    function apply(ctx) {
      ctx.effect(function () {
        if (typeof document === "undefined" || typeof MutationObserver === "undefined") {
          return function () {};
        }

        scan();

        var pending = null;

        function scheduleScan() {
          if (pending !== null) return;
          pending = setTimeout(function () {
            pending = null;
            scan();
          }, SCAN_DEBOUNCE_MS);
        }

        // Debounced: streaming turns mutate the transcript constantly, and we
        // only care about the handful of status labels.
        var observer = new MutationObserver(scheduleScan);
        observer.observe(document.documentElement, {
          childList: true,
          subtree: true,
          characterData: true
        });

        // React's label re-renders land right after the sweep; re-claim once
        // more so a fresh turn never flashes the stock text.
        var interval = setInterval(rotate, ROTATE_MS);

        return function () {
          observer.disconnect();
          clearInterval(interval);
          if (pending !== null) {
            clearTimeout(pending);
            pending = null;
          }
          owned = new WeakMap();
        };
      }, "based-dsh-diving: rotate turn-status loading text");
    }

    exports.apply = apply;
    return module.exports;
  }
});